Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Doctors poke and prod Bush, find him 'fit for duty'

Bush's doctors pronounced him healthy and in better shape than most men his age Tuesday, but the president himself seemed a little upset about packing on some extra pounds.
Doctors treated a small precancerous lesion on his left arm but indicated it was nothing serious. They told him to use sunscreen and wear a hat. Bush got the works at his annual physical. It took more than four hours and was conducted by a team of nine doctors, overseen by White House physician Richard Tubb and Dr. Kenneth Cooper, the president of the Cooper Aerobics Center in Dallas. The group included skin, hearing, heart, eye and sports medicine specialists.

~Selah

1 comment:

Tim Ford said...

In a related report most American women said that "George W. Bush is 100% stud," and that the extra pounds that W. says he has put on wouldn't stop them from spending the rest of their lives with him.